absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

moominboy:

what if tim burton made a biographical film about his life and cast johnny depp as himself 

fuckyeahricksantorum:

today we had our awards ceremony at school and i actually got a few but when i went to go receive one, i fell
so one of the teachers in front picked me up and carried me to my seat and yelled YOLO on the way there

and the whole time the auditorium was clapping 

aulli:

While taking this pic, someone yelled at me from the intersection. It happened to be the lady who put it up. I proceeded to yell out how much I loved her for this! Not all of us living in NC are close-minded bigots.